Half Man Half Biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit If I was half man half biscuit I would be Lionel Richie and Digestive. Lionel Richie doesn’t seem like a Custard Cream man to me. Not sure if chocolate digestive might bea better bet. Maybe I should consult a solicitor assuming I can find one now that dinosaurs roam the Earth once more.

31 comments on “Half Man Half Biscuit”

  1. Abe Simpson

    I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

  2. kenmac

    Hi Abe,

    Are you trying to provoke me?

  3. Abe Simpson

    Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.
    ?

  4. Jeff Goofy

    Abe, you are really starting to annoy me.

    Are you on something?

    • (Admin here: please stop this self abuse)
  5. kenmac

    I can enter this comment and then edit it for up to 51 minutes

    Opps! That should have read 15

  6. Fred Smith

    Hi all, I’d just like to say HAPPY NEW YEAR

  7. Paul

    We used to say our cat was half dog half biscuit.
    I just added something

    Admin: Misinformation. Dogs don’t eat biscuits

  8. PeeDee

    This is a logged in comment

  9. Paul

    Here is an ugly mug

    Nothiing too sea hear

  10. Paul

    This comment had no website field visible when I wrote this comment

  11. Fred Smith

    Oh! My website field has disappeared as well.

    That is strange

  12. kenmac

    I have added this comment and I believe I have added a bold field, an italic field and a strikethrough field

  13. kenmac

    This should be a link to Wikipedia.

  14. Fred Smith

    Fred Smith lives

  15. Fred Smith

    Fred Smith’s evil twin

  16. kenmac

    Who is this Fred Smith bloke?

  17. Fred Smith

    Can I edit this comment?

    Looks like I can

  18. HobbitHacker

    How many beans make five?

    • a bean
    • a bean
    • half a bean
    • a bean and a half
    • a bean

     

    Hmm. Editing shows raw HTML? That’s not nice.

  19. Alfred Nobells

    What do you mean?

  20. Someone

    This is a not comment

  21. HobbitHacker

    This is another comment.

     

    With bold text.

  22. HobbitHacker

    A comment with bold text.

  23. Someone

    Hello world

  24. HobbitHacker

    Testing.

  25. HobbitHacker

    Yet another one.

  26. HobbitHacker

    A bulleted list:

     

    1. a
    2. b
    3. c
    4. d

     

     

  27. HobbitHacker

    Background

     

    a

    b

    c

    d

  28. Fred Smith

    I’m a simple user. Let me edit my comments

  29. Fred Smith

    Please!

  30. Arfur Daily

    It’s a xomment

  31. bert

    this is bold and this is underlined

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