Half Man Half Biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit If I was half man half biscuit I would be Lionel Richie and Digestive. Lionel Richie doesn’t seem like a Custard Cream man to me. Not sure if chocolate digestive might bea better bet. Maybe I should consult a solicitor assuming I can find one now that dinosaurs roam the Earth once more.

31 comments on “Half Man Half Biscuit”

  1. Avatar for Abe Simpson
    Comment #1
    Abe Simpson
    June 28, 2022 at 5:34 pm at

    I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

  2. Avatar for kenmac
    Comment #2
    kenmac
    June 28, 2022 at 5:35 pm at

    Hi Abe,

    Are you trying to provoke me?

  3. Avatar for Abe Simpson
    Comment #3
    Abe Simpson
    June 28, 2022 at 5:40 pm at

    Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.
    ?

  4. Avatar for Jeff Goofy
    Comment #4
    Jeff Goofy
    June 28, 2022 at 5:54 pm at

    Abe, you are really starting to annoy me.

    Are you on something?

    • (Admin here: please stop this self abuse)
  5. Avatar for kenmac
    Comment #5
    kenmac
    June 29, 2022 at 9:52 am at

    I can enter this comment and then edit it for up to 51 minutes

    Opps! That should have read 15

  6. Avatar for Fred Smith
    Comment #6
    Fred Smith
    June 29, 2022 at 9:57 am at

    Hi all, I’d just like to say HAPPY NEW YEAR

  7. Avatar for Paul
    Comment #7
    Paul
    June 29, 2022 at 10:42 am at

    We used to say our cat was half dog half biscuit.
    I just added something

    Admin: Misinformation. Dogs don’t eat biscuits

  8. Avatar for PeeDee
    Comment #8
    PeeDee
    June 29, 2022 at 10:52 am at

    This is a logged in comment

  9. Avatar for Paul
    Comment #9
    Paul
    June 29, 2022 at 11:17 am at

    Here is an ugly mug

    Nothiing too sea hear

  10. Avatar for Paul
    Comment #10
    Paul
    June 30, 2022 at 9:22 am at

    This comment had no website field visible when I wrote this comment

  11. Avatar for Fred Smith
    Comment #11
    Fred Smith
    June 30, 2022 at 12:23 pm at

    Oh! My website field has disappeared as well.

    That is strange

  12. Avatar for kenmac
    Comment #12
    kenmac
    September 29, 2022 at 10:33 pm at

    I have added this comment and I believe I have added a bold field, an italic field and a strikethrough field

  13. Avatar for kenmac
    Comment #13
    kenmac
    September 29, 2022 at 10:35 pm at

    This should be a link to Wikipedia.

  14. Avatar for Fred Smith
    Comment #14
    Fred Smith
    September 29, 2022 at 10:44 pm at

    Fred Smith lives

  15. Avatar for Fred Smith
    Comment #15
    Fred Smith
    September 29, 2022 at 11:05 pm at

    Fred Smith’s evil twin

  16. Avatar for kenmac
    Comment #16
    kenmac
    September 29, 2022 at 11:24 pm at

    Who is this Fred Smith bloke?

  17. Avatar for Fred Smith
    Comment #17
    Fred Smith
    September 29, 2022 at 11:26 pm at

    Can I edit this comment?

    Looks like I can

  18. Avatar for HobbitHacker
    Comment #18
    HobbitHacker
    October 12, 2022 at 7:54 pm at

    How many beans make five?

    • a bean
    • a bean
    • half a bean
    • a bean and a half
    • a bean

     

    Hmm. Editing shows raw HTML? That’s not nice.

  19. Avatar for Alfred Nobells
    Comment #19
    Alfred Nobells
    October 15, 2022 at 4:28 pm at

    What do you mean?

  20. Avatar for Someone
    Comment #20
    Someone
    November 6, 2022 at 2:06 pm at

    This is a not comment

  21. Avatar for HobbitHacker
    Comment #21
    HobbitHacker
    November 6, 2022 at 2:08 pm at

    This is another comment.

     

    With bold text.

  22. Avatar for HobbitHacker
    Comment #22
    HobbitHacker
    November 6, 2022 at 2:15 pm at

    A comment with bold text.

  23. Avatar for Someone
    Comment #23
    Someone
    November 6, 2022 at 2:16 pm at

    Hello world

  24. Avatar for HobbitHacker
    Comment #24
    HobbitHacker
    November 6, 2022 at 2:18 pm at

    Testing.

  25. Avatar for HobbitHacker
    Comment #25
    HobbitHacker
    November 6, 2022 at 2:44 pm at

    Yet another one.

  26. Avatar for HobbitHacker
    Comment #26
    HobbitHacker
    November 6, 2022 at 2:46 pm at

    A bulleted list:

     

    1. a
    2. b
    3. c
    4. d

     

     

  27. Avatar for HobbitHacker
    Comment #27
    HobbitHacker
    November 6, 2022 at 2:46 pm at

    Background

     

    a

    b

    c

    d

  28. Avatar for Fred Smith
    Comment #28
    Fred Smith
    November 6, 2022 at 3:11 pm at

    I’m a simple user. Let me edit my comments

  29. Avatar for Fred Smith
    Comment #29
    Fred Smith
    November 6, 2022 at 3:15 pm at

    Please!

  30. Avatar for Arfur Daily
    Comment #30
    Arfur Daily
    November 6, 2022 at 11:45 pm at

    It’s a xomment

  31. Avatar for bert
    Comment #31
    bert
    November 6, 2022 at 11:59 pm at

    this is bold and this is underlined

Leave a comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.