Half Man Half Biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit If I was half man half biscuit I would be Lionel Richie and Digestive. Lionel Richie doesn’t seem like a Custard Cream man to me. Not sure if chocolate digestive might bea better bet. Maybe I should consult a solicitor assuming I can find one now that dinosaurs roam the Earth once more.

30 comments on “Half Man Half Biscuit”

  1. I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

  2. Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.
    ?

  3. Abe, you are really starting to annoy me.

    Are you on something?

    • (Admin here: please stop this self abuse)
  4. We used to say our cat was half dog half biscuit.
    I just added something

    Admin: Misinformation. Dogs don’t eat biscuits

  5. How many beans make five?

    • a bean
    • a bean
    • half a bean
    • a bean and a half
    • a bean

     

    Hmm. Editing shows raw HTML? That’s not nice.

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